Husbands Message (by text): Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting... effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed! Wifes Response: Whos Paula? Shortest Joke : Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : shes out of town.:) ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆! . .. Q- You know why women love shoes? A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. Q- Why cant Women Drive well? A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. Q- Why cant Women stand a day in a Jungle? A- There are no Shopping Centers.. Q- How to save a Dying Woman? A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. .. Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The woman who invented the phrase All men are the same was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS: After Accident, Driver Angrily said - I showed you the Headlights and told u let me go first......... Female Driver- I also started the Wipers and said No, No, No.. Driver fainted !!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened=)) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women dont have a wife!..ll Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 13:52:23 +0000
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