I GOT MY BLOOD WORK RESULTS!!! Now that Im older I felt like I - TopicsExpress



          

I GOT MY BLOOD WORK RESULTS!!! Now that Im older I felt like I should have some blood work done to see if there was anything I needed to do to improve my quality of life...to see if there was anything I was lacking. My Doc called me into the office after a week to tell me the results. I thought This cant be good. I thought normally they just call. It seems that someone dropped and broke a vile of my blood in the office...accidentally exposing several staff members to my DNA. Two male staff members are experiencing EXTREME Ninja like qualities. One has become a bodybuilder and one has gone on tour with the Chippendales. All of these guys are in their 60s. 3 of the female staff members that were exposed are now pregnant with multiple babies. One of them was my Doctors mother.. I think he said she will be 82 next week. A little 7 year old boy that came in after I left now has to shave every 2 hours to keep his Man Beard under control. DANG MY VIRILITY, VIGOR and POTENCY!!! My Manliness has once again destroyed lives. He said my Testosterone levels were 800 times that of a mature male Silver Back Gorilla. Oh Yeah...he did suggest taking a Centrum Silver one a day vitamin for some extra vitamin A. Anyway..Im on my way to the Wal-Marts for some vitamins and diapers...HOLLA!!
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 14:32:15 +0000

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