I Had The Weirdest Dream Last Night. I Was In My Own Version Of Pretty Woman. Richard Gere And I Were In A Cute Flat Overlooking The Ocean And He Said Ive Just Got To Go Down The Street But Ill Be Right Back. While He Was Gone I Got A Knock At The Door And It Was Two Men Who Put A Gun To My Head. They Then Asked Me To Give Them All My Money Or I Would Never See Richard Gere Again!. I Gave Them All I Had (50c). Then They Looked Around The Corner At Richard Who Was Obviously In On It And Said To Him You Told Us She Was Loaded!. I Was Devastated!. They Then Said Lets Go To The Chick Next Door And Work On Her!!. Obviously Julia Roberts Has Better Taste!! HA HA!!
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 02:33:14 +0000
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