I JUST THREW AN EGG OFF MY BALCONY!!! I hit a car on purpose. Im shaking in my boots and waiting on the police to come get me. But I am not one bit ashamed and not one bit apologetic. If they haul me off to the pokey, I will go proudly. NOW BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME, HEAR ME OUT: I live above a very busy market. The market does not provide enough parking. People get really pissed off and lay on their horns. It annoys me. I want to follow each horn blower home and sit outside of their bedroom and blow my horn. What would they think then? I sincerely believe there are only two kinds of people in Los Angeles: horn blowers and non horn blowers. And it is not until you become a certified non horn blower that you realize how futile and how silly horn blowers are. I did not plan to throw an egg off my balcony, I was peacefully making egg salad. Then it happened! Those infernal horn blowers! Before I knew it, I was out on the balcony with an egg in my hand. It was not hard boiled either. So there! DO NOT MESS WITH ME!!
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 22:39:31 +0000
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