I LIFE CHANGING ANNOUNCEMENT: I have decided I am going to quit doing all the stuff I currently do, and I am going to become a famous singer, so that you will worship me as the inner rockstar I am! With the following team I will be the next Taylor Swift or Bruno Mars in short order! The following amazing friends will be joining my global management team and sharing in the massive profits. (none of them are aware of this as of now so this will be a shock to them as well!) And I am going to figure out how to sing like Ed Sheeran later this week since my flight home to SF from NYC is now on Saturday. I am going to change my name first to a cool symbol that Reflectur my Agency will design with Mark Busses approval. Craig Addy is going to be my musical arranger. Betsy Donnelly my publicist. Albert Qian and Michael Briggin will support Betsy with some Social Media and I am buying a massive pile of #hastags to have ample supply. Stephanie Jelley is going to head up my management team and Ron Berg is my personal photographer because he is the best! Gretchen Sackett will continue to run all financial affairs and Dangelo Thompson will of course do all of my styling, hair and makeup with the team he assembles. Rebecca Chapa will be in charge of global beverage operations on tour with wines we select together and that she personally vets. Oh she will also be one of my background singers. Christopher Landavazo will be leaving politics and his current job to head up security and Paul Oakley Stovall will be lead vocals and will leave the Obama Administration to be heading up advance tour operations. Orly Amor will be my assistant in charge of all personal matters because she is 1000 percent less grouchy than me on Monday and George Parrish will be in charge of all contract negotiations. Joseph Ames is in charge of all my product placement and endorsement deals and Roger Paperno will head up my video team. Tess Cacciatore will be in charge of my foundation and Shane Tyler Victor Carling is my personal trainer and nutritionist and will be working closely with Reed Prescott! Kelsey Reffett is in charge of games and fun and the remainder of the team will be built out after a series of meetings with my head of catering Alfredo Taylor White and with all selections cleared by the highly organized and awesome Kieran ODowd. Any questions? OH...Those of you listed please quit your jobs this week and be ready to fly by private chartered jet for our first team meeting in an amazing spot that I need to also pick this week right after some singing lessons, which is right after I start lessons with Grant Taylor All expenses will of course be paid, your current income quadrupled to start and your pets, plants, immediate family, spouses, partners and children will also be cared for. The only requirement of course is: You must nod your heads as if to like my music while in from of me, and may only make horrible faces and under the breath negative comments far out of my sight so that I think you all still love me and think i rock....DEAL?
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 23:44:20 +0000
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