I SWEAR I DONT MAKE THIS STUFF UP!! So this morning we ran out of tissue & wipes! Claudie takes a #2 on his pot & I had to resort to grabbing the paper towels from downstairs until I can get to the store. So I come back upstairs, paper towels in hand and Claudie looks at my hands and then in my face with all seriousness in his eyes and says, Mommy are you goin wipe my butt with that? Me: Yes Claudie. We are out of tissue & wipes. Claudie: Ohhhh Lord.. Pleeaase dont hurt me. Please dont hurt my poor butt. Im just a little baby. Lord please Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Boy stop. Aint nobody gonna hurt your behind Claudie: Yes you is! ☹ I need soft napkins Me: Its ok Claudie Mommys not gonna hurt you ok? *proceeds to slightly wet tissue & then wipe his butt* Before I could even touch his butt hes all crying out to the Lord.. Oh God Pleeassse Ohhhhhh ... I swear this baby had me in this bathroom CRYING!! 😂😂😂😂 SO DRAMATIC!!!! I need hidden cameras in my house
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 16:41:14 +0000