I always swore Id never be the type of mom to curse and scream at - TopicsExpress



          

I always swore Id never be the type of mom to curse and scream at people for knocking on my front door during nap time, because how could they know a nap is in progress? But... yep, Im that Mom. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DOOR, DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT NAP TIME IS MY ONLY BREAK?! WHY DO YOU HATE ME?! DO YOU WANT ME TO SUFFER? YOU ARE CRUEL AND I WISH HARM UPON YOU! MAY ONE THOUSAND DIRTY FERMENTED DIARRHEA DIAPERS FALL UPON YOUR HEAD AND THE LIQUI-POO NOT COME OUT OF YOUR HAIR FOR A WEEK! *ahem*.... its no wonder the neighborhood children looking to make cash by mowing lawns are scared of me.
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 18:47:04 +0000

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