I am PREGNANT Everyone knows that children say the darndest things, but this mornings early morning announcement took the cake. 11 year old giant BOY comes into the room, he opens the door, switches on the light and says in his normal LOUD morning voice. I think I am pregnant!! What? No, no no that is IMPOSSIBLE Aiden, you are a boy! Look at my belly. He points to his little belly and whispers, I think there are little orange juices inside. What? Okay now I am floored. what the heck, orange juice. BABY ORANGE JUICE? What happened? I have to use my firm voice because he looks so serious and now I know that something more is going on. I was chewing on the cap and I swallowed it! Tears are flowing from his eyes now, I was just chewing on it and then I fell asleep and then I ate it and now, he hiccups and wipes his eyes. Mom said that if I swallowed weird things they would grow in my stomach. MOM!! She comes out of the bathroom all sweet and fluffy and says, I did say that. BUT, I said it because we were reading a comic and that is what happened to the main character. I am going to have a baby orange juice? He is now on the floor in a little heap. She flops down next to him and says. Oh no - that bottle cap is in the garbage. Lucky for you, I picked it up last night after you fell asleep. You did. He is now sitting up, relief clearly visible. I did. I am so happy. I did not want to be a dad. Why dont you want to be a dad? I ask this thinking he is going to say something around the lines of being a difficult job, or perhaps how he is not big enough, anything but..... Because I dont have a mom and you need a mom! They are hugging and I am sitting there like a fish out of water. Who am I?
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 13:00:18 +0000
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