I am Proud To Be a South Sudanese Salva Kiir met with the Queen - TopicsExpress



          

I am Proud To Be a South Sudanese Salva Kiir met with the Queen of England and He asked her; SALVA KIIR: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help South Sudan. Well, said the Queen, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. Salva Kiir frowned, and then asked,But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent? The Queen replied, Oh, thats easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. Please send David Cameron in here, would you? David Cameron walked into the room and said,Yes, your majesty? The Queen smiled and said,Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,that would be me. Yes, very good,said the Queen. Salva Kiir went back home to ask his Vice President James Wani Igga. SALVA KIIR: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, its not your brother and its not your sister, who is it? JAMES WANI: Im not sure, let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP JAMES WANI ran into Barnaba Marial. James Wani asked Marial JAMES WANI: Your mother and father have a child and its not your brother or sister,who is it? Marial answered sharply, Thats easy, its me! James Wani smiled and said Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Salva Kiir. JAMES WANI: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, Its Barnaba Marial! Salva Kiir got angry, he said to James Wani. No wonder South Sudan isnt moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron! WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 00:55:45 +0000

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