I am a solid gold mother fcking unicorn. Supposedly I dont/cant exist, and yet...here I am. Physical Therapist stared at me and then muttered What the hell am I doing here? I had to show my incision just to prove that Im real. Hell be back Saturday to fulfill the legal requirements (there is no section covering solid gold unicorns, and what to do with one) and give me a bunch of advanced cheat-sheets. Oh, and yes, I can drive. I tested that out just now. . . . Ta-DAAAA!
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 17:47:03 +0000