I am an idiot. But, allow me to explain. JP is very much a 3 - TopicsExpress



          

I am an idiot. But, allow me to explain. JP is very much a 3 year-old. He tests every boundary, ignores us at will and throws an occasional tantrum or seven on a daily basis. Dont get me wrong: he is genuinely a sweet and considerate boy who is behaving like any other 3 year-old. But it can wear on you, and so I said tonight Halloween is over, JP, but Christmas is coming and Santa knows if youre naughty. Setting aside the creepy NSA undertones to my veiled Santas watching you remark, I followed it with And Santa brings toys. Even as the words left my mouth I thought, Charlie, that was a major screw-up. For the next hour, and until bedtime, all we heard was Christmas! Santa! Toys! And when Daddy tried to revert back to the creepy Yes, but, Santa is watching you 24/7 schtick, Daddy again realized that a 3 year-old HAS NO CONCEPT OF CAUSE AND EFFECT. And now I have to leave my poor, forlorn wife to handle the Christmas enquiries on what I assume will be a 5-minute basis. If Santas watching me, I dont even expect coal.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 21:22:41 +0000

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