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I am considering a VERY big move in my life TARDS My wife has complained that my aim has been declining in the last few years. At night I pretty much go until I hear it hit water. May get one of the taller toilets like some older, arthritic folks have. Wife worries about her feet dangling off of one of those though..She scared she will slip and fall when she jumps off.. I would like to end up with a urinal..Have had a few discussion with some of my friends about this decision. Mitchell Brunner, John Henley, Steve Garner, Patrick Phillips , Jeff Phillips and a few others say they have started to squat at night now..Brunner says he ONLY SQUATS AT NIGHT. Steve Garner said I dont wake up nearly as much when I sit down in the middle of the night, compared to standing up, standing up requires more effort and concentration. I can hobble to the bathroom, sit down and take a whiz, then hobble back to bed and never really wake up. probably dont really even open my eyes.. Henley agreed..Patrick said he just felt like he had to wipe his ass even though no toilet pickle had been dropped..I told all of them that took a hell of a man to admit they were squatting to pee now..Jeff Phillips said he just stepped over into the bath tub and pissed all in it, that way he could just clean it the next morning..Big decisions to be made in the next few years as I age...I recon
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 03:06:55 +0000

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