I am having cod for dinner. Having cod for dinner with Fuzzbutt in the house is a challenge. He sits there and gives me the guilt look. You know the one. It is the same look a woman gives a man when she feels that he has not performed a chore satisfactorily. It is the look that makes a man drag his butt up off the couch and do it over, her way, even though his way was obviously the more logical solution. Fuzzbutt does that too! He stares me down for fish. I give him some. He inhales it like a Great Dane with a hot dog and then he stares at me again. It makes my dinner so stressful! I have to choke down my meal in a hurry just to avoid the look! If I give him too much, he just keeps stuffing it in and then goes and throws up in my shoes or something. If I lock him in another room, he calls PetSmart and reports me for abuse! I dont know why he thinks that PetSmart cares, but it is embarrassing for me when I go in there. Then they are watching me to see if I buy the cheap cat food and non-organic catnip. Maybe I should just become a vegetarian.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 00:27:57 +0000
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