I am just shaking my head at the conversations I have. Long time friend of mine broke his pelvis during a mountain bike ride (he is an experienced racer). Noticed tonight, while runnning, that he checked in on Strava with a bike ride. Hmmm....didnt say anything but gave him kudos. (Hes supposed to be on bed rest.) He sends me a text message telling me not to tell his doctor hah, then sends me a picture of his ass....I think.... except its purple and magenta from the bruising. I love it when I get mooned via text. After telling him he was (insert politically incorrect term for the mentally challenged) and threatening to kick his butt the next time I saw him, he explained that he knew his limits and was being careful, but somehow...the bruising was moving around and now affected his unit and his Dr. is going to have a stroke on Monday when he goes in. Laughing, I asked, You broke your dick??? (Sorry! Thats freaking hilarious.) Dude should be on bed rest. Barely escaped injuring internal organs and hes riding his bike till his genitals turn purple and sees nothing wrong with this.... I replied with, No comment and you are a grown man. Wendell Hatton......believe it or not, I have friends crazier than you! ;)
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 04:23:52 +0000
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