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I am my own cheap date! So you ask, How cheap am I? Well, I took myself to the Rampart Casino buffet. Score!!! Its steak night so I loaded up the plate with a New York, a petit filet, some tasty skirt steak, and a hunk of prime rib! Of course I did have a salad. Then for the entertainment part of the evening - As I was driving away, I came to the stop light at Rampart Blvd. While there I noticed that the golf course across the street has night golf. I noticed a guy taking a club out of his golf bag. I watched intently. I observed him taking a couple of practice swings. Obviously he was teeing off. So what did I do ? Well, just as he took that third swing, which I surmised was his shot, I HONKED MY HORN!!! He blew the shot!!! Then the light turned green and I made my left turn onto Rampart laughing hysterically. Date done!!! I love going out with myself. Im good company!!! Im laughing my ass of now just posting this!!! Good night America!!!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 06:51:48 +0000

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