I am not a man of dates, they mean nothing to me. So the exact moment that commemorates your anniversary it is unknown to me, so you may know that my intentions come from the heart. To commemorate this, I will recite a poem I heard from a song in Newgrounds. *ahem* Queue the angelical choir music, because up from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris, Who discovered a dick, as hard as bones, Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones. He bent over to his knees, smiling with glee, and then Batman turned, into Ron Jeremy, but Chuck saw through, this clever disguise, and buried Batmans face, in between his thighs. Thank you.
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 20:27:53 +0000
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