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I am on a small weekend vacation. As Im driving up I remember our hotel has one of those breakfast waffle machines. So I could not wait until this morning to get my waffle on. I am next in line and the power to the hotel goes out. We are in a blackout which means no waffles. Now I know a lot of you will think Hey Steve first world problem But I beg to differ. I DID NOT GET A WAFFLE! I am sure that many third world citizens right now are organizing an air lift to get some waffles here. Tomorrow I start Occupy Lake George. This is probably the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of the world. Oh wait a minute. I forgot. OK next to Obama saluting with a cup of coffee it is the worst thing in the world. Hey Fox News sorry for exaggerating my wafflelessness.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 18:53:39 +0000

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