I am possessing the whole world. I did this by calling myself The Center of the Universe. Slowly, but surely THINGS (not people) started to revolve around me. I then became homeless and figured out that the 2012 apocolypse was already happening. I then preceded to eat everyone in the universe. This happened by thinking I was going to be eaten by people. I no longer think this, but I thought that people were cannibals and that when you went to a crematory you were filled with embalming fluid. Once you were filled with embalming fluid, you were still alive and then you were eaten alive. So what I did to people is ate them with my thoughts, said it with my body and made a clenching motion with my jaw, sharply closing it and imagined it. I then became spiderman, because I lived through almost being eaten alive by cannibal-like-spider-people. The spiders really love me. After I lived through this I went on to do many things... Such as move the Sun across the sky. There is a list on my page about all the miracles I have performed.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:40:31 +0000