I am sick of all the major sports networks focusing all their attention on the She-hawks! I look for 8 million Seattle Seahawks Superbowl XLVIII Champions belly tees to be shipped down to Nicaragua after the Broncos cough up the birds like a bad piece of chicken on Sunday. The Seahawks may have good defense, but the Broncos have the benefit of training and playing in Denver, the Mile High City where the atmosphere is considerably thinner. Get them rolling in East Rutherford, and theyll be burning the sea-level concentrations of Oxygen better than someone who came back to the present day after being stranded in the Cretaceous period for a long time due to a time machine malfunction. Any Paleontologist will tell you that CO2 levels in the atmosphere were six times higher than todays. Its science people. In addition, history has taught us that any time Peyton or Eli Manning are involved in a title game, more often than not, their team will emerge victorious. Anything than any given NFL QB can do, the Brothers Manning can do faster, better and without disappointing women everywhere (Im looking at YOU Tom Brady). With these factors in mind I can safely say, FINAL SCORE: Broncos 74, Seahawks 2. I sign off from this sports rant with the following: The Lord spake saying, OMAHA!
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 00:32:35 +0000
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