I am sitting at a coffee shop and remembered a story about my cousin, Shura, dating his English teacher in the last year of high school. Perhaps I should also adopt this evolutionary strategy. In the coffee shop, sitting in front of me is an older woman with a wedding ring on her left hand. She is studying Effective Management of Therapeutic Recreational Services. I have a bit of problem with that, therapeutic recreation, almost like Shura had problems with English. Shura and his English teacher had to split after Shura unintentionally hit her on the eye with his head. He is so smart, that his head needs extra space, my father would joke. His love, the English teacher, had a huge shiner and was very embarrassed about dating a kid 10 years younger than her. So obviously their relationship was not very long lived. I hope he got an A though. As I am looking at the womans wedding ring, and she is covering her mouth staring at me, her face is radiating calm joy. I am contemplating the long term scenarios of what happens if she took the ring off for me and what would happen if her husband found out. Do you think I would have a shiner on a left eye or a right one? I wonder if her husband is a better runner than me. I am not a triathlete, you know. There is no way I can stand a chance in a fight, so running is the only resort. May be I should be contemplating better physical fitness. https://youtube/watch?v=BhwL67F8PnU&feature=youtu.be
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 07:12:04 +0000
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