I am so, so stupid. So I have the shits, whatever. That sucks. But - TopicsExpress



          

I am so, so stupid. So I have the shits, whatever. That sucks. But Ive been eating Sugarless Juciy Fruit gum like its my job. The grocery store had two cans for the price of one. All day I have had the most insane gas. One would say its almost chemically induced seeming. My stomach is making noises like there is a rabid animal inside. Like other people in the house are hearing my noises from other rooms. I finally researched the ingredients in the gum and found that it can cause mad gas. Dude I ate two cans of this stuff like a monster. Im so scared of my ass right now. My mom and sister and I did this once before with sugarless lollipops and we were crawling around the house moaning and fighting for the bathrooms. Send Tums. Im so stupid.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 03:13:36 +0000

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