I am starting a custom shop! I have no idea how to build any guitars but luckily I previously worked for a well established custom shop, where I washed dishes and made coffee, but maybe I wont mention that. As always, we will be working off the use customer deposits for everything but building their instrument business model; which means we will always be open to taking deposits, quoting a 2 month build times, and promise exceptional quality even though we are 4 years late on other customer orders. But why pick us instead of a long standing company with solid operating history and a good reputation, plus enough cash to refund you if things go wrong? Well, we offer a blackmachine shape AND figured woods! As everyone knows, figured woods add an instant +10 to tone and the real reason Blackmachines cost so much is just because they have a cool shape, its nothing to do with the skill behind the luthier making them. Additionally, our return policy is great; if there are multiple flaws on the instrument that were totally our fault, and you just paid $$$ for, we will gladly refund you minus shipping costs and the import tax you just paid. All while we will insist we are fantastic luthiers and you are just being picky; who cares if there are flaws on a $3000 instrument you wouldnt find on a $200 import? Remember, FIGURED WOODS and BLACKMACHINE SHAPES = tone/quality. Additionally, we also have an awesome group of endorsers that aggressively engage in e-turfing, all of which are reputable and well known. They have multiple videos shot in HD on YouTube so you know they can be trusted. As you know, skill at playing 34 minutes of breakdowns in br00tal tunings automatically negates the fact that they are paid to pump our brand. Even though our endorsers have only previously owned subpar imports, they know our instruments are the best available and are far superior to luthiers who have been building for 20+ years. Plus all these people on forums who buy our instruments say they are fantastic, ignore the fact that they are listing them for sale at the same time. All pictures we take will be from fairly far away so that stupid things like details dont distract you. Well jack up the contrast a bit, mess with colors and bam, good to go.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 15:10:56 +0000
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