I am thankful for a lot of shit, but heres a short list: -That when I auditioned for the Groundlings in 2008, with a weird girl named Black Widow, who faked breaking her ankle in the middle of the audition, they let me in and not her. -That when I am gone too long, my dog poops on the floor in protest even though she uses a litter box at all other times, thereby keeping me in line. -E-books. -That I rarely worry about having enough money for food. -All my funny friends. -Not working for or with a sociopath. -Not having any human children. -Daiya vegan cheese. -Feminist men. -Feminist women. -Learning how to effectively use my iPod, 6 years after first buying one. -My podcast, and my unparalleled cohost, Ross Blocher. -Curry. -Jon Ronson books. -Paul Thomas Anderson movies. -The Mary Tyler Moore Show, which was foundational in my development, in terms of my comedy sense and my sense that I could do anything I wanted to, just like Mary. -People who give up tribalism in order to stand up for victims. -My boyfriend, who is the best person Ive ever met. -My dog, who is also the best person Ive ever met, minus pooping on the floor.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 19:28:24 +0000
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