I arranged a pessimists meeting today, It wasn’t a great turn out, the room was half empty. Just gave a fat kid a jab, a right cross, an uppercut, then nicked his burger, chips and can of coke. Lovely combo meal. I just burnt my fingers in boiling oil and screamed “OOH OOH AAH AAH” like a monkey. It was a chip pan, see. I’ve just been fixing my son’s computer when I got a shock off the processor. It megaHz. Grab your taco, you’ve pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
Posted on: Wed, 28 Aug 2013 06:14:30 +0000
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