... I became a multiple-award-winning singer, actor, rapper, - TopicsExpress



          

... I became a multiple-award-winning singer, actor, rapper, stand-up comedian, etcc *ahem*... I made amazing life decisions that have made me the most influential man on the planet... I was a genius millionaire playboy philanthropist with excellent kung-fu and dancing skills... I became a philosopher with life-changing ideals and quotes immortal enough to rank the worlds greatest men and women... I became a public-speaking lawyer who won EVERY argument with everybody especially my girlfriend on her period... Then I stepped out the shower, the bathroom and *poof* back to reality... None of those things happened... The bathroom, it is a zone of its own I tell ya... Just a thought... Which I had thought of in the bathroom as well... Im retarded like that, deal with it... Nuff sed...
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 06:58:28 +0000

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