I believe FB should be a mix of love and admiration, faith, family and friends, the sharing of good times and bad, much humor and the occasional political satire or debate. Now, because I wrote this and Dennis Miller didnt, John Stewart didnt, that idiot Colbert didnt, I am going to be slammed and hated by some. Well, that is OK. I still love all of you. We dont have to agree. Let the debate begin. This is long overdue. With the war on our police that has begun with the insane media and this administration this needs to be said. The following is a fictional parody of what I have heard in the past couple events... AFRICAN-AMERICAN LOGGER SHOT IN THE BACK BY NYC OFFICERS Activists to travel to New York - by Cant Getarealjob of the Associated Assholes NEW YORK (AAH) - The offices of Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton confirmed the civil rights activists would soon travel to New York to oversee the investigation into the shooting of 32 year old African-American logger Malik Abdul Muhammad, previously known to nearly everyone as Darryl Johnson. A source close to the investigation confirmed to this reporter that Muhammad was shot in the back late yesterday afternoon by four white NYC police officers in a Queens subway station. Several witnesses who arrived on trains some 15 minutes after the incident claimed officers shot and killed Muhammad who was just attempting to show the officers a new logging tool. A spokesman for Reverend Sharpton said the reverend heard that the victim’s family had once mentioned his name, and was traveling to NYC at the family’s request. Reverend Jackson said Muhammad was merely returning to his family after leaving Connecticut where he had allegedly applied for a logging job. US Attorney General Eric Holder said his office would be investigating. Holder, who said he had once been asked about his logging tool by a white police officer 35 years ago, said the officers were obviously guilty of murder and should be arrested. Holder promised an independent and impartial investigation of the incident. Jackson, via his Rainbow Coalition Organization, planned protests and blockades of the Acme Axe Company of Albany, due to what he called blatant and prevalent, but previously unknown, complaints of racism at the company. Acme President and CEO James Smith said, “What???” when this reporter showed up unannounced at his factory and later refused to comment on the allegations when asked. No African-Americans work at the factory of Smith and 4 other employees. The Rainbow Coalition will be asking for a “small” monetary donation in lieu of further protests. Meanwhile the NYC Medical Examiner confirmed Muhammad was shot 24 times, but only 23 in the chest, via a written release from her office. NYC Police Commissioner Tom Selleck defended his officers’ actions saying the officers, “who didn’t have skull fractures or limbs removed by Muhammad,” practiced proper restraint by only shooting those bullets that they had available in their guns. US Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) responded to the Commissioners statement blaming the errant bullet on the federal governments “1022 Defense Reutilization and Anti-taxpayer waste program.” “If the officers didn’t have those military bullets in their guns the result would be different?” Schumer said in a statement. He also questioned whether the officers were wearing helmets or not. Mohammad’s Facebook page was immediately removed by Facebook corporate, but unnamed sources say it may have been entitled “ALLAH SAYS JIHAD ON ALL WHITE PIGS” but this is mere conjecture.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 04:06:38 +0000
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