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I broke down and ate a can of cashews. Now I might have to justify that to the mortgage company. I am waiting for them to ask you claim to have made $2000 refereeing soccer. Can you verify that? Ill take a selfie of my butt with the piece that has been chewed off by coaches and parents. The cashews are proof that I am nuts to subject myself to mortgage proctologists. But I will eventually buy this house and love it. They are going to ask why three crowns did not pay me October to April. Because it is froze tundra there. How do you prove your 1099 income is not felony drug money? Nuts
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 23:59:06 +0000

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