I called 311 to let them know they had a few items to pick up. When the city told me that the furniture some turds dumped on my lawn was MY responsibility to deal with, I let them know that fire was my best deal, lol. After they warned me that I was being recorded and would be charged for burning couches, I greeted the garbage man this morning with a shiny axe and a handsome lumberjack smiling atop a pile of used-to-be-furniture. He told me Id made a friend, and we galloped happily alley after throwing dirty diapers and other degenerate paraphernalia into the back of the truck like a couple of lousy pitchers in the ghetto baseball league. Take that Windsor. No garbage man can resist my trailer park charm! #morningWould
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 12:36:10 +0000
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