I can go on and on: 1. One year for Christmas we all got trampolines. I was staying at Michael DeMarcos house one day. I was so big I busted it wide open causing everyone to hit the ground. Michael started crying and wouldnt talk to me for days. 2. I played soccer as a child. They made me be goalie all the time. I was so scared when the ball was kicked at me I would let the other team score causing all the parents on my team to rage in a panic. 3. I was sent to remedial class in 1st grade. While in class I stuck a pencil in my forehead on accident. I was holding the pencil point up and put my head down onto the point. I picked my head up and the pencil was hanging out of my head hardly under my skin. The little girl sitting a row over started screaming crying and the teacher thought I did something to her. By the time it was noticed, I had removed the pencil from my head. The teach brought me to the principles office for making her cry. I hated that little girl ever since and I still have a mark on my forehead. 4. In 3rd grade, I was paddled for not following directions or listening. My teacher spent days planning this group project. We were to follow her verbal instructions word for word. I did not. The part I was doing was vital to the project. After realizing I messed it up she was so angry at me she yanked me out of my desk and brought me down the hall. We had to go to another class down the hall to fetch the paddle. I had to walk into another classroom full of older, strange kids and get the paddle. Then they all got quiet as I took my licks outside in the hallway. I tried not to cry but I said screw it and screamed like a little girl. 5. I was such a fat kid they dressed me up as Santa Clause for my kindergarten Christmas play. I screamed in terror the entire time as everyone in the audience laughed at me. My teacher kept telling me to say ho, ho, ho. I kept looking over at my childhood friend pleading for her to save me.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 23:31:13 +0000
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