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(I cant believe Im doing this) My number was/is eleven, so blah blah blah heres 11 facts about me. Like this bad boy and Ill give you a number, and if Im feeling particularly evil, Ill give you 58 or something, and you have to post that many facts about yourself. (I wont actually do that. Ill probably give you 4 or something.) As far as mine goes, Im gonna try and take them as seriously as possible. 1) Puns and bad jokes are in my blood. Though Im sure you already knew that. 2) I have terrible road rage, especially when Im driving with a close friend or by myself. I tend to yell things like Oh, oh, you were gonna turn there? I see. Wouldnt it be nice if you had some way to let everyone around you safely know you were going to turn ahead of time? OH WAIT. 3) I know all the lyrics to What Makes You Beautiful. There is a story behind this. 4) I deeply regret my decision to stop playing piano when I was six or something. 5) Im a sucker for smiles. 6) I cried at the beginning of UP and at the end of Brave. Judge me. See if I care. 7) I want to teach physics for four reasons: I can throw something across the room and call it science, and the last three are June, July, and August. 8 ) Im a bit of a cynic. Not to the point of being bitter, but its much easier to lose my trust than to gain it. And the people that really have my trust know that I dont give it freely. 9) I write poetry (yes, I know you know) and thus I believe that words are key to many things. Avoid using the word very, because its lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Dont use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys -- to woo women -- and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. 10) I believe in chivalry and have a bit of an old soul. And that translates into taste in music and fashion sometimes too. 11) I cant drink carbonated drinks. They make me feel nauseous. 12) Im actually Batman.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 22:42:25 +0000

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