I cant think of a more appropriate time for this song Yeah, yeah If I didnt have you If I didnt have you to hold me tight If I didnt have you to lie with at night If I didnt have you to share my sights And to kiss me and dry my tears when I cry Well I really think that I would... Have somebody else If I didnt have you, someone else would do Your love is one in a million You couldnt buy it at any price But of the 9.999 hundred thousand other loves Statistically, some of them would be equally nice Or maybe not as nice but, say, smarter than you Or dumber but better at sport or tracing Im just saying I really think that I would Probably have somebody else Yeah (If I didnt have you) If I didnt have you someone else would do (Someone else would surely do) If I were a rich man Diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-ee I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model Or a rellie of the Royals or a Kennedy Or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress to a large chain of hotels If I were a rich man, maybe I would fiddle Fiddle-diddle-diddle with the rich man girls Im not saying that Id not love you if I was wealthy or handsome But realistically theres lots of fish in the sea And if I had a different rod I would concievably land some Even though I am fiscally consistantly pitiable And considerably less Brad Pitt than Brad Pitiful Am I really so poor and ugly that you reckon only you could possibly love me? And I really think that I would Probably have somebody else If I didnt have you, someone else would do And look, Im not undervaluing what weve got when I say That given the role chaos inevitably plays in the inherently flawed notion of fate Its obtuse to deduce that Ive found my soulmate at the age of seventeen Its just mathematically unlikely that at a university in Perth I happened to stumble on the one girl on Earth specifically designed for me And if I may conjecture a further objection, love is nothing to do with destined perfection The connection is strengthened, the affection simply grows over time Like a flower Or a mushroom Or a guinea pig Or a vine Or a sponge Or bigotry ... or a banana And love is made more powerful by the ongoing drama of shared experience And the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathy or... something So I trust it would go without saying That I would feel really very sad If tomorrow you were to fall off something high Or catch something bad But Im just saying I dont think youre special I-I mean, I obviously think youre special But you fall within a bell curve I mean, Im just saying I really think that I would Probably have somebody else I think you are unique and beautiful You make me happy just by being around But objectively, you would have to agree That baby when I found you Options were relatively thin on the ground Youre lovely, but there must be girls as lovely as you And maybe more open to spanking or tennis Im just saying I really think that I would Probably have somebody else I mean I reckon its pretty likely that if, for example My first girlfriend, Jackie, hadnt dumped me After I kissed Winstons ex-girlfriend Neah at Stephs party back in 1993 And our variables would probably have been altered by the absence of that event To have meant the advent of a tangential narrative in which we dont meet Which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life Where what is is not as it is and I am not your husband and you are not my wife And I am a stuntman living in LA Married to a small, blonde Portuguese skier Who, when shes not training Does abstract painting Practices yoga And brews her own beer And really like making home movies And suffers neck down alopecia But with all my heart and all my mind, I know one thing is true I have just one life and just one love and, my love, that love is you And if it wasnt for you, darling you I really think that I would Probably have somebody else If I didnt have you someone else would surely do youtube/watch?v=Gaid72fqzNE
Posted on: Fri, 14 Feb 2014 19:08:29 +0000
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