I cant wait to destroy certain toy requests with logic: Daddy can i have Spidermans Spidermobile? No. Why not? Because Spiderman never had a mobile and the idea of him driving a car is ludicrous. One of Spidermans main strengths is his ability to get around New York faster than any vehicle via web slinging. Why would he ever drive? And what if he happens upon Mysterio causin trouble? Is he gonna circle the block and look for parking? And What happens if Doctor Octopus is robbing a bank on madison avenue during rush hour? Furthermore, Peter Parker is a poor teenager who couldnt afford an 84 tercel much less a custom painted spidermobile. And wheres he gonna get it painted? dont you think they would get suspicious? The only way he could possibly afford that car is if he was skimming off the top of his busts, which would make him a criminal i.e. Not the real spiderman. So the real spiderman would come track him down in that big red and blue attention magnet that probably gets 3 miles to the gallon and throw him in jail. So the only game youd play is imposter spiderman sits in jail and cries over his impounded useless spidermobile.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 17:24:56 +0000