I come out the QT to find a lady (very un-attrative) standing next to my car. She says... Ugly lady: Can you give me a ride to the Spinx? Me: (WTF?) Umm the Spinx is right down the road just a bit. Why dont you just walk? UL: Because they dont have the cigarettes I smoke. Me: As long as this QT has been here u just realized that they didnt have your brand? Why didnt u just go to the Spinx to begin? UL: I dont think they have them at the Spinx either. Me: Then why the hell would I take you there? UL: Because I got $3200 Me: Conversation over goodbye! She opens the bag and shows me the money. Me: Oh Damn! Whered you get all that money? UL: Church building fund. Me: What church? UL: Doesnt matter. Me: Yes it does now give it to me and Ill give it back to the rightful owners. UL: Ok Me: (oh damn shes going to give me the money?) TEXT MESSAGE SOUND FROM MY PHONE....I wake up pick up my phone...text message from my daughter Cashana: where you at? I text back....dammit I was about to get the money before you woke me up! Cashana: Daddy, you need to stop eating those Apple Jacks before you go to sleep.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 19:11:10 +0000
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