I could write a full-length novel about these f*cking ornaments - TopicsExpress

I could write a full-length novel about these f*cking ornaments that cling to the sad, wilted Christmas tree like a baby clings to candy (seriously, have you ever tried taking candy from a baby? They have surprisingly strong grip strength). I would call it GIVE IT UP ALREADY BEFORE I STOMP YOU TO FIVE MILLION ITTY BITTY PIECES AND I DONT CARE IF YOURE A HALLMARK COLLECTABLE YOU INEXPLICABLY CLINGY MOTHERF*CKER. People would totally buy that, right? #HeyChristmas #YoureGoingDOWN

(When they promise to attack by Witchcraft, promise to reply them

LightInTheBox 20 x 39 inch Stainless Steel Shower Head with Color

Tomorrow is surgery day. Annabelle is snoozing now and has had

Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to

« E la prima globalizzazione affondò il SudGoverno Monti. Gli

WOOF!! and our HEARTFELT THANKS!! to the generous folks at Les