I dare you to: 1.Walk into a busy shopping mall, close your ears and shout:Not the voices again!,No leave me alone! whilst rolling on the floor... 2.Step into a clothing store changeroom and shout:Hello theres no toilet paper in here! *repeat yourself until someone answers* 3.Ask for transparent underware in a lingerie department.Make reference to the one you are already wearing...*well just show some skin* 4.Order a barrel KFC and when its time to pay,give the cashier your Edgars/Woolworths card...and insist on 36 months pay-off option.*Be persistant now* 5.Go to the cinema ticket desk and demand to see TOM & JERRY in 3D with action replays!*make clenched fists and pull an angry face* 6.Walk up to a complete stranger in a supermarket and demand the money they owe you! *follow them wherever they go...its important* 7.Ask to see a supermarket manager in the dairy isle and request they stock real cows for the freshest milk ever...*act sincere,but serious!* 8.Order a half beef burger and half chicken burger at any MacDs.*If the cashier tries to explain anything...insist that -the customer is always right!* 9.Look for a mannequin in the windows,point to it and shout:LADY GAGA!,LADY GAGA! *you need to jump around in excitement for this one* 10.Get into the back seat of a half full minibus taxi and yell to the driver to:Follow that car! *point to any random car and stare ahead of you silently and attentivel
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 19:10:39 +0000
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