I define myself as the worlds tallest dwarf. This is because my - TopicsExpress



          

I define myself as the worlds tallest dwarf. This is because my proportions are...different. Im about 6 tall, but have a 30.5 inseam, making my legs shorter than most people 6 shorter than me. Since I also hate that I have no ass whatsoever, it occurred to me to see what happened if I lengthened my stride length while on the treadmill today. Holy crap! I seriously felt that in my ass! wait... That didnt come out the way I meant it to...
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 17:43:53 +0000

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