I devote a fair amount of time to the study of astronomy and astronomical events (several hours a week). Imagine my shock when I learned........the meteors will be most visible after dark....!!!! No shit?!.........has anyone notified Buck Rogers? Are the Jetsons aware of this? Has the government begun to discuss and debate the ensuing geopolitical ramifications and social upheavel of such a cataclysmic non-event? Should I diversify my portfolio with Spacely Space Sprockets AND Cogswell Cogs? Will future generations pinpoint this exact moment when mankind traversed the slippery slope of the fundamental philosophical paradigm shift and transformed the emerging scientific hierarchy into a singular dichotomy replete with a wholesale redefining of dimensional architecture and a quantitive analysis of all matter on a subatomic level previously deemed incalculable due to the limitations of Newtonian mathematics and Einsteinian physics? Is the force with us? Do I live long and prosper? Is space the final frontier? Is this really a giant leap for Mankind? Should E.T. phone home? Is Houston the only place that knows we have a problem? Meteors are more visible at night.........? Soylent Green is people.....? When will it stop? Where will it end? Ooooooooooooohhh.........the humanity!!!!! Seriously.........someone needs to lose their job for printing something so profoundly retarded.
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 04:22:27 +0000