I didnt buy this box of fruits. Where did this come from? Betsy inspected the contents. It contained pineapples, oranges and avocadoes. This looks delicious! Mom? How did this box get here? Ahhh that? I have my ways. Betsy thought for a moment. Did this come from one of your men friends? What do you think? The fruit fairy came overnight? So basically, you gave up your box for this box? It wasnt like Lets Make A Deal or nothing like that. It was a gift. A gift. Sounds suspicious. I did mention we were having a hard time this month. Well, at least he was generous. All this fruit must be at least forty bucks or so. We can have avocado salad, make guacamole and eat pineapple til our lips are parched, but leave at least four of five oranges for me. Vitamin C? So I can mix with the Vodka. I should have known, Betsy shook her head. We have no money but you have Vodka? I only have a little bit left and that bottle was a gift? Another gentleman friend? No, I won it in a contest at the bar. Whomever licked the salt off the bartenders nipple and drank five shots first would win that bottle and guess who won? Doreen said proudly. Mom! You licked salt off a womans nipple? Hell, no! It was Hairy Bill. I was pulling stray hairs out of my mouth for hours, but it was worth it. Do you know how much Vodka costs these days?
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 11:00:00 +0000
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