I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote... Dear Cynthia, With reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want to prove that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you. At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions. You never seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation. Your smile make my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally get your image. You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feel two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution. I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low. My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given Yes in three significant figures. My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point. My love for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees.my love for u is perfect without error like four figure table i avoid parallax error of viewing images when other girls gyrates their hips perpendicularly across my angle of elevation.the calculus of ur chest is bilaterally symmetrical to my needs nd ur back is projecting like parabola.i like the momentum nd acceleration of ur movementbcos it has magnitude nd direction having both scalar nd vector quantities,i want u to join me soon on the altar so that we can form proper fraction,i will be d numerator nd u will be d denominator as our children will be a highest common factor(HCF);The lowest common multiple (LCM)of our children will be 2 because of the harsh economic situation in nigeria so we need to factorise to find the root nd solution. Yours Mathematical lover
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 23:46:13 +0000
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