I do not like Tennessee. I do not like orange. I do not like the Tennessee volunteers. I do not like the Tennessee Titans. Why? Because they are in Tennesee, and I do not like Tennessee, I do not like orange. Bright orange, neon orange, burnt orange neutral orange, and especially that ridiculous pale orange that looks like they had a shirt and left it in the back window of the car for the summer and it faded! I do not like words that rhyme with “orange.” I do not like the Tennesee River, or the mountain man. No way in hell we get together even if we can. I don’t like Tennessee Walking Horses. I like horses that run. I do not like the Tennessee Smokey Mountains. They even make me dislike Smokey the Bear. I don’t like to take home a package of Tennessee Pride. Instead, I leave it at the store and chose Ziegler’s Sausage. My tasty sausage balls deserve Bama’s finest blended pig meat. I do not like Tennessee whiskey. I prefer Kentucky Bourbon and it is obviously better, as they named a street after it near the location of many Alabama Championship victories. Who in the hell makes whiskey in a dry county? That’s just really stupid. But I do love Johnny Cash. He even knew better than to like Tennessee—that’s why he spent most of his days at his home in Jamaica I don’t like that song, “Tennessee” by Arrested Development. Why? Why in the hell do you think? It’s called TENNESSEE!! I do not like the orange I do not like Phil Fulmer. He can kiss ass I do not like orange juice. I drink my vodka straight. In fact, I do not like any citrus fruit, because you can’t spell “citrus” without UT!! I do not like Bush’s Baked Beans, kidney beans, red beans, or chili beans. Their company/factory is in Knoxville. Another reason why that place smells like a big fart I do not like to play checkers. It reminds me of the ridiculous end zones in that nasty stadium. I do not like Bill Dance and his ugly-ass hat with the T on it. I do not like Davy Crockett. Daniel Boone was a much better pioneer!!! I do not like the Tennessee Aquarium. The aquarium at my dentists office is much better. I do not like Al Gore. He is from Tennessee and invented Global Warming. Which is a lie. His pants are on fire. I do not like volunteers. If I need something done, I’ll pay someone to do it!! I do not like Chattanooga. Have you EVER driven through Chattanooga when the traffic wasnt just ridiculous? Why, you may ask? Because some dumbass Tennessee engineer built the city around rivers and choo-choos instead of the modern day automobile. I do not like to dance the Tennessee Waltz. I’d rather put on my boogie shoes and do The Hustle I do not like Butch Jones. Hes about to get his orange tail whipped!! No, I do not like Tennessee, not at all. I do not like Tennessee , summer spring or fall. Winter too. I would not like them on a boat, I would not like them on a train; I do not like them in the day, I do not like them in the night. I do not like their team, I do not like their state. To beat them, I cannot wait. They disgust me. I DO NOT LIKE TENNESSEE Go to hell Volunteers!!!
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 14:46:57 +0000
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