I dont think Im reacting to this appropriately. 6. Celebrity “selfies” are far cooler than autographs. Um, yeah? And getting your picture taken with someone isnt new, people. Calling it a selfie doesnt suddenly change everything. 8. Hard liquor has always been advertised on television. You can advertise hard liquor on television now? Seriously, this is a thing that is real? 9. Ralph Nader has always been running for President of the U.S. And most everybody still neither knows nor cares. 15. Pepsi has always refreshed travelers in outer space. ??? 19. Bosnia and Herzegovina have always been one nation. And most everybody still neither knows nor cares. 24. Women have always been dribbling, and occasionally dunking, in the WNBA. And most everybody still neither knows nor cares. 29. They never tasted the “texturally enhanced alternative beverage” known as Orbitz. I gather Im supposed to have teh feels about Orbitz now. 40. They have no memory of George Stephanopoulos as a senior White House advisor. Whereas I have so many. And they are so distinct. Isnt he on TV now for something? [checking wikipedia] Right, so hes apparently on This Week, now. [checking wikipedia] And apparently thats a TV show on ABC. 41. The PGA has always offered golfers with disabilities a ride—reluctantly. I dont even know what this means. Accessible golf carts didnt exist? 46. They have probably never used Netscape as their web browser. HOW CAN I RELATE TO THESE CHILDREN. 48. “Salon” has always been an online magazine. Wait, was it a print magazine at some point? [checking wikipedia] Nope. Website only, launched in 1995. Why is this on this list? What is it supposed to mean? Why is it supposed to make me feel old?
Posted on: Wed, 27 Aug 2014 13:12:47 +0000
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