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I dont usually open up on facebook like this but here goes nothing. My biggest fear, the thing I dread most in life more than anything in the world, My ultimate nightmare is that one day both my hands will fall asleep and at that very moment someone will smear poop on my face, I cant react or grab a towel, I cant punch this person, I cant wipe the poo off without further spreading it with my cold dead limp hands. My only option would be to roll around on the floor in an attempt to get it off only to find out this dastardly villain of my darkest nightmares has painted the carpet with a thin but invisible layer of poo. As I scream out in agony I pass out from the fumes only to wake up hours later and realize ive been sleeping on my hands the whole time, and so the cycle continues.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 19:37:28 +0000

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