I drive a 2001 Dodge Neon with over 240,000 miles on it. Im in the waiting room while they do their thing on my car. Are we allowed to ask God for smog tester angels? I say why not. If I pass this test Im gonna treat myself to a hamburger. If I fail I still may get the hamburger because Im pretty hungry. Ill give you the play by play of whats going on. Lady Gaga just came on the radio in the waiting room. Someone just sneezed... I said bless you... they said thank you, quietness resumed. There are 3 people, including me, in the waiting room. No one is sitting even remotely next to another person. Wait, there are four people now. Bob Johnson just came in and sat down. We are all still pretty evenly spread out across the room. Look at us, working together as a team to make sure no one has to talk to anyone else. If a fifth person comes in though they are gonna have to sit next to one of us... whos it gonna be? Some country song just came on the radio. I just remembered why I dont like country music. I really want that hamburger.. Oh wait! She just called my name. Here we go.. I PASSED! Thank you smog tester angels, see you next year. Now about that hamburger...
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 23:08:13 +0000
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