I dunno why I find this hilarious, but read what the Tan Mom did at Howard Sterns 60th birthday party, too funny: Why is Tan Mom here? asked David Spade when we caught up with him. Oh, I guess its like that. And it was like that -- she hiked up her long black gown and showed off her bikini bottoms from the second balcony for Howard. Dont judge me, you mother(expletive), she yelled to a heckler. On the main floor, tables were set up, Golden Globe-style. Howards wife, Beth, 41, had a table near the front of the room. Others were filled by celebs including Robert Downey Jr., Tracy Morgan, Johnny Knoxville, George Takei, Barbara Walters, Jeff Probst, Larry King, Heidi Klum, Joan Rivers, John Stamos, Louis C.K., Jimmy Fallon, Kathy Griffin, David Letterman, Bryan Cranston, Sandra Bernhard, Chelsea Handler, Katie Couric and Steven Tyler. Gary DellAbate, the longtime producer of Howards radio show (also known Baba Booey), said, Everybody came out. Everybody said yes. The hardest thing for me tonight was execution. Usually its getting guests. But Ive had this thing locked and loaded forever. Nobody said no! Not even Gov. Chris Christie. As he spoke about fans having to head to New Jersey for the Super Bowl, one heckler yelled, Take the tunnel! Robert Downey Jr. told Howard, We all adore you! Barbara Walters blew Howard a kiss. Katie Couric offered to have a threesome with Howard and his wife. Joan Rivers and Jeff Ross attempted some jokes. Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction, said Ross, drawing groans from the crowd. And, Youre like a Jewish rock star. Guns & Noses. I want my nickel back! Whoopi Goldberg talked about how if she werent at this party, shed probably be home getting high. Her View boss, Barbara Walters, gave that a big thumbs up when the camera cut to her for reaction, which made us wonder if she understood what was said. Lena Dunham gave Howard a hard time for once comparing her to Jonah Hill, but noted it wasnt a problem, saying, My boyfriend is a huge Moneyball fan. George Clooney, Ellen DeGeneres and Jerry Seinfeld sent video wisecrack wishes. David Letterman slowed the show down a bit when Howard spent nearly 30 minutes doing an interview with the late-night show host about his career, including discussing Letterman once played tennis with Johnny Carson. Sarah Silverman and Natalie Maines sang a song about Howard and his teeny weeny peeny. Rosie ODonnell serenaded Howard with a tune about how they used to feud but now thats over. If he were a girl, wed make lesbian love. The new Howard Stern is my chum. The Beach Boys, in a video featuring John Stamos, sang, I wish we all could be just like Howard Stern, and I wish we all could be as rich as Howard Stern. Neil Young was show in a video making coffee and offering birthday wishes. What are you now - 45? Fantastic! he said to Howard. Among the musicians who gave amazing performances for Howard were Adam Levine, John Mayer, Dave Grohl, Train, John Fogerty, Steven Tyler and Rob Zombie. When we asked Larry King for his birthday message for Howard, King barked, Grow up! Gilbert Gottfrieds wish for Howard? That he just keeps having me on no matter how many times he get pissed at me. He makes me feel like a kid. And Joan Rivers? Enjoy every minute. Does she think Howard should get plastic surgery? I think Howards already had plastic surgery. Did she hook him up with a good doctor? No, but he looks better than he did. And more power to him. As for turning the big 6-0, Stern told USA TODAY, Im sort of in denial, I kind of go wow, I dont look 60, I look good! And then I see a picture of myself and go, Uhhh. But he added, I feel good. Ive been working out a bit. Hes got a six-pack now! Quivers said, adding that Howard doesnt like the number (60) and cant believe it has happened to him but hes dealing with it the best he can and keeping it all together. Howards wife said he had lost 30 pounds in the last six months. Was it because hes fearing growing old? No, he said. I got serious. I was just saying, Hey, I was getting a little heavy. Gotta nip it in the bud. His SiriusXM contract runs through the end of 2015. But could he see himself still doing radio at 70? That sounds crazy but Im having the best time broadcasting with SiriusXM. Thats true. No hype. We have a great studio. No FCC. So if it continues to be this good, why not keep going for as long as I can?
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 19:50:40 +0000
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