I enjoy logging onto FB and seeing everyones adventures of their Elf On The Shelf, but I must say, if this Elf were around when i was a kid I wouldnt sleep a wink knowing he was in there pilfering through drawers, looking in the fridge at my food, pookying peppermints in the commode and digging around in my marshmallows. I NEVER slept on Christmas Eve Night because all the TV shows showed Santa peeping in the kids rooms and that freaked me out thinking his big eyes were gonna be looking in my bedroom door, but that was only one night a year, this Elf thing is every single night for weeks...I would have been worn out laying in bed with my eyes wide opened listening for a creaking cabinet door opening or everytime my parents got up to use the bathroom Id think that Elf was flushing the toilet. Im telling ya, some of these kids are going to go crazy in its gonna be because of that Elf. Im sitting here skurred just thinking about this Elf in all of yalls houses, evertyime I hear the house settle I think one of them has come to visit me, now I wont sleep a wink tonight. I need a cookie!!
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 02:26:22 +0000
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