I feel like a good citizen today. I put a portion of my beggings back into the community by using it to confiscate/intercept illegal narcotics. I then used fuel from MY personal cigarette lighter to incinerate these materials before they fell into the hands of some poor local scruff. I even went to the lengths of using my own body to filter the toxic fumes this produced to protect the environment. (The Peoples Republic of Ben, For a Greener Planet.)
Posted on: Wed, 09 Oct 2013 00:06:56 +0000
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