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I feel relieved that I can finally come clean about my real identity. My name is Douglas Reeve Pittson and I am an Ex-Trapeze Artist for Barnum and Bailey Circus. I have moved here from Jabooty to run an underground operation for Fight Club for people named Ronald McDonald. Although not my birth children, I have chosen Jon Greenberg and Elisa Kathryn as my selected pretend children as they are the most exquisite, intelligent and gifted people to ever breathe oxygen. Before I met them I looked at a sunrise and felt nothing. Thank you all for reading my confession and have a splendid evening!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 01:23:49 +0000

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