I feel the need to make this public service announcement. In my morning rush to get myself and my kids ready for work and school I dont have time to have a cup of coffee. I dont get the coffee until I have gotten to work. The reason for me telling yall this is because there are a few things that I encounter on a fairly regular basis here in Ben Hill County that could, someday, cause me to go postal, flip my lid, come unglued or possibly FTFO on my morning commute. While I stress the importance of being cautious at all times, especially in school zones and in school traffic, there is something Id like to point out. If youre waiting to turn left leaving the school zone and have 100 other cars behind you, full of people who are also headed to work, then it is not advised to sit there and only pull out when there isnt another car visible on the horizon. When you have a safe amount of room to pull out and you dont, causing all of us behind you to wait needlessly, well, lets just say that my Tourettes kicks in and the insults fly. Insults involving your I.Q., your competency in driving, how your parents should have used a condom, how Id like to slap you with a giant tuna and even how I hope you suddenly develop gastrointestinal distress. Let me remind you, that Ive not had my coffee yet and cannot be responsible for my actions. So, if youre one of the people who are guilty of this stupidity, then stop it. Just stop it. #thisstatusbroughttoyoubythemakersofxanexandfolgers
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 13:29:35 +0000
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