I finally remember why we write books. Its because of the magical powers. While rapidly climbing the sales ranks of Amazon, I notice I can run faster, jump higher, become a whole 10% more attractive, and now theres an overall increase in the value of my life. Like, when I stare into the mirror hating myself, theres a new hatred that comes from finally getting a little attention. I might be stupid and fugly, but it could be worse! I could not have a book ranked #1 in journalism. Ive collected the experience points and am about to level up to two books. Its humbling, in my pants. Soon I will be able to fly.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 12:19:36 +0000
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