I first heard this song, being sung by my father! I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night as I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and youll always look keen I think Ill break off with my girlfriend Her antics are queer, Ill admit Each time I say, Darling, I love you She tells me that Im full of... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and youll always look keen Our baby fell out of the window Youd think that her head would be split But good luck was with her that morning She fell in a barrel of... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and youll always look keen My old lady died in a bathtub She died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill her wishes She was buried in six feet of... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and youll always look keen When I was in France with the army One day I looked inside my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and youll always look keen And now folks my story is ended I think it is time I should quit And if anyone of you feel offended Push your head in a bucket of... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and youll always look keen
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 23:14:47 +0000